variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

Nobody was expecting us

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

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lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

Katiiiiiiiie

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laugh-addict:

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phantomsmistress:

Supernatural gets it. 

psychocereals:

jessica-the-human:

kosmicwheel:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOUR

PUNS

I red that and now I feel violeted. I’m indigonant.

Turquoise is the best colour?? Psht, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.

you little shits.

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youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

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byleistrs:

#this was the greatest of stan lee’s cameos 

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areyoumarriedriver:

I’m not even sorry.

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tearsforqueers: noseasboba:

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

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phantomsmistress:

So… I just walked in on my sister praying to Jimmy Page…

What would the personal soundtrack of each of your characters be?

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dalpuri:

J.R.R. Tolkien on languages.

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